Two: "mother...?"
Me: "...?" Omg, why is she calling me mother?
Two: "Mother?"
Me: "Yes, Daughter?"
Two: "What's brother doing."
Me: "Playing with my phone."
Two: "Where's father?"
Me: "Atlanta."
Two: (singing now) "Father. Mother. Sister. Brother. Issssissss!!! Faaaammmmaaaallleeeeeeee!!!"

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