Hypocrite, Thats Me!

I'm all about not squishing bugs and preserving the ecosystem and whatnot but really, Big Black Spider don't test me. I will squish you so fast you wont even know you've been reincarnated. You'll just wonder why you woke up as like a donkey or a bear or hell, if you lived your little spider life right you might even end up as a cow in india.

Good thing for you Wade-O is home and he didn't squish your black and brown fuzzy ass.

My man is sooo friggin brave, he took Big Damn Ugly Monster Spider out side while wrapped in his towel because he loves me and wants me to be safe from evil (spiders(.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

The greatest difficulties lie where we are not looking for them.